dragonconsiders: Tumblr user suddenly stopped scrolling, and they reblogged for the safety of Ness and his friends.
marciantobay: but seriously if you picked the golden hairpin over a Moogle’s life than you’re an asshole. More importantly you can only get one of Mog’s dances if you recruit him in WoB (unless you’re playing the GBA remake then I say go for the hairpin and recruit Mog later he’s not even that good and we know he’ll survive).
True/False game. Make an assumption about me in my...
wtfmanga: Yeah, I’m bored, so why not? :) I’m probably not going to get any asks, but may as well try.
THE FIRST GIF IN YOUR FOLDER IS NOW YOUR SEX LIFE
dedlok: flailingandflailing: kinkycultershy: Surprise And yet, I’m still not sorry.
Reblog with your favorite birthday update!
dedlok: dhuithedog: wunderscheisse: kicoma: Click here. Search for your birthday. (Ctrl+F) Reblog with your favorite page. December 18th I actually got a Flash, how cool is that. I can’t pick a favorite From Recap 2 Honorable mention: Oh yeah. Jane too! For both the expression and the fact that the url says it is page 006969. The “uu makes Dirk draw the...
"real life doesn't have trigger warnings!!!!!1"
crackerhell: snowdarkred: films video games tv okay i am laughing because people really think shit only exists on the internet You are aware that those are warnings related to the suitability (or lack thereof) of media for children, right? Which implies that you think people susceptible to triggers are comparable to children. I’m gonna assume that it’s...
A paraphrased conversation from election night.
Me: Wow, the election's already over and Alaska hasn't even been counted up yet.
Friend: Yeah, that's pretty cool.
Me: Well, Alaska's definitely going red, so, yeah, Mitt gets Alaska, you go Mitt.
Me: I can see it, Romney's on the plane, going home, and he sees the map update and smiles bitterly. "Fuck yeah, Mitt gets Alaska..." Ann walks up and says softly, "Yes, honey, Mitt gets Alaska." Then he just falls against Ann's chest and starts sobbing uncontrollably while his five robot sons watch emotionlessly. Just standing there. Staring.
Friend: Everything you just said is perfect.
On saying stupid things.
I was tuning into the pundits to catch some election post mortem, and Chris Matthews of MSNBC’s Hardball comes on. First thing, he talks about last night. He’d been on the air for ten hours straight, went off at half past three. And not long before going, he said he was glad for Hurricane Sandy. That was fucked up. And you know what? He owned up to it. Not some half-assed apology,...
On today's stock market row.
Okay, for those unable or unwilling to hit up HuffPo or any number of other news sites, the stock market dropped two percent today, which makes Obama’s reelection look pretty bad. However, it had been rising steadily all through election season despite Obama being the odds-on favorite to win, including a one percent jump yesterday morning, when his odds were at their highest. According to...
Marcian's Mind: The Concession of Marcian Tobay →
marciantobay: Well… I’ve been campaigning for almost 12 hours now by posting a single Facebook status asking for write-ins, and it’s been a long struggle. A tough struggle. We fought for what we believed in and worked to be the best our nation has to offer. And despite receiving the overwhelming support of… *checks history* I… I have a confession for you, bro. I didn’t vote for...
Looks like Romney’s about to speak. My guess he’s going to give his victory speech. The GOP has been lying, and standing behind those lies, all campaign. So, now they’re going to lie about who won, hoping that if they do it loudly enough and often enough, it will become true.
Marcian's Mind: How can ANYONE be happy that Obama... →
invisiblelad: evolutia: daintyblackpegasus: siodoilvero: communismkills: It seems like everyone cheering is either black or just completely ignorant to everything. Funny, thats not what I’m seeing in the crowds in every news feed I’m watching on… Hey, let’s not ignore the victory won here by the oft-forgotten “hatred of evil” lobby.
I'm gonna be this guy here:
micthemicrophone: I’m excited that Obama won. I’m happy that the person I chose to support won. HOWEVER Do not be a fucking dick to those that supported Romney. Do not get high and mighty and flip the bird to Romney Supporters. Have some tact and take the win gracefully. I know you’re relieved and happy, but don’t be a dick. They wanted to deny people basic civil rights. They wanted to...
Yesssssss Romney’s disputing Ohio! Let the festivities begin!
Fox News’ response is by far the best. They’re just pretending the election is still ongoing. I wonder if they’ll keep it up later this week. Maybe they’ll just give up on reality entirely and start reporting the news of a world in which Mitt Romney won the election. They’d finally be entertaining, at least.
Well shit. Looks like Barry won already. I was hoping for a weeks-long tantrum by the GOP while they demand recount after recount and give us months worth of entertainment. Ah, well, good game, all, it was an honor voting with you.
Most important news of the evening: With Obama’s tentative wins in Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Minnesota, David Axelrod’s mustache is safe.
Todd Akin’s concession speech is so full of shit that if he went on a tour of the corn belt, we wouldn’t need any manure this year.
Obama’s still got a solid lead in Ohio and a narrow one in Florida, but Romney’s got a lead in Wisconsin, Virginia, and North Carolina, though Wisconsin could change any minute, as very few votes are in right now. Oh, and Romney’s won Arizona. Big surprise there.
Okay, so, a quick break from talking about the assholes on legs to comment on the ballot measures around the country. Looks like Maine and Maryland are ready to recognize same-sex marriage, while a ban on it in Minnesota looks poised to fail horribly. Good news all around. In other news, Massachusetts will not become a right-to-die state this year and everyone fuckin’ loves pot.
Remember how Linda McMahon, of Connecticut, was fucking with voters earlier today? She lost a couple hours ago to her Democratic opponent. The GOP is officially the Dick Dastardly of politics. They cheat their asses off and they still can’t win.
Looks like Mittens has a solid lead in Missouri. Makes sense, considering his religion says it will be one of the two places from which Christ will rule the world following the Second Coming. Yeah, because out of all possible locations, Jesus is going to want to hang out in fuckin’ Missouri. The ancient foe of the gamer community, Joe Lieberman, has finally been ousted, according to current...
I’m watching MSNBC’s election coverage, I think that officially counts as masturbation. I’d watch Fox News, but I don’t think my blood pressure could take it. CNN has failed to provide enough insipid, useless graphics and doo-dads to keep my attention between their pleas to friend them on Facebook, and Comedy Central’s coverage is interspersed with Tosh.0, which is a...
Hey I’m gonna liveblog election coverage because why not. Everyone’s talking about Ohio and Florida and Barry’s got leads in both, that makes me smile. Here in AZ B-Rock’s got not chance, sadly, but it’s anyone’s game in the Carmona-Flake battle over John Kyl’s old spot. Kyl chose to pass on reelection, lest we rise up to slay him. He was about as popular...
marciantobay: We’re not goin’ down… Just...
ljuvliga: ljuvliga: This halloween I taped a sign saying COMMUNISM in red on my chest and handed out one piece of candy for each kid and if they complain I say, “Well, look at that you just learned about Communism.” One dad already gave me a dirty look. stop my mom made me take it off because one little girl demanded more candy and I said “whoa calm down, capitalism” The parents would be...